Tuesday, May 25, 2010 @ 12:02 AM
JC Joke

A colleague read this out recently while having our break. Just want to share it in my blog. Its quite interesting. Have a good laugh. =]

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school…..to compete with RJC………

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school…….one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs…

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None……they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None…..only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they’re able to change it for AC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They’d prefer it darker………. (hmmm…*raise eyebrow*)……

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None……Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry…..

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.They’re too busy studying. trying not to get expelled..

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None…..they believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None…..they are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb …

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None. They’re more worried about the about-to-drop-fans in the learning studios instead.

Q: How many MI students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already….>


NAME:
Nicholas Teo Wei Teck

NICKNAME:
Nic
Ah Teck
Nic Ku-Ku
Tecko [BamBoo]

AGE:
25

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12th of July

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Protector of lives

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Kaplan: University of Murdoch
School of Commerce;
Bach. in Management & Marketing

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Bagpack @ Europe(Eugene & Gang)
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Singthesis First Concert(Singthesis)
Be Delicated In My Job

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